Thursday, February 23, 2006

joke of the day

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an openwindow.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.

If they are counting the bricks. Put them in the accounts department.
If they are recounting them.. Put them in auditing.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, Put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order..Put them inplanning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other. Put them in operations
If they are sleeping. Put them in security. I
f they have broken the bricks into pieces. Put them in information technology.
If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved, Put them in sales.
If they have already left for the day. Put them in marketing.
If they are staring out of the window. Put them on strategic planning

reading the joke above, im laughing to myself... i belong to sales & marketing but of course im not off for the day even at eight PM. working my ass off. never been so hard working and im getting annoyed that the work is endless. so i guess i am more appropriately classified as operations!